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tubaterry: https://twitter.com/CriminelleLaw/status/1037511306906099712 Reminds me of my mom...

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tubaterry:

https://twitter.com/CriminelleLaw/status/1037511306906099712

Reminds me of my mom getting remarried several years ago, for about a weekend - dude waited until after the wedding to tell her he expected her at waiting at home with dinner waiting when he finished work.

I dunno, like I get that this version of manhood is “normal” but goddamn is it the most brittle, contemptable fuckin thing

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Spoyl
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CallMeWilliam
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We maintain a healthy competition on income and assets. I'm currently winning on income (hooray), and losing on assets (boo, debt). This competition means we strive for better paying jobs. That we love each other means we support each other in leaving bad jobs.
benzado
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It is useful for young men who think these things to read these reactions before they get too old to rethink them.
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duerig
1 day ago
I don't know what is worse. The idea that your partner is somebody you are in competition with and whose strength intimidates rather than empowers you. Or the idea that 'teacher' and 'nurse', two highly-credentialed and highly intellectual disciplines are somehow non-intimidating because the practitioners don't 'think so much'. If any man confides this kind of feeling in a partner, it should be in the context of confessing a personal problem that they want to fix in themselves. This is just gobsmacking that it could be a normal reaction to wish that your partner wasn't successful.

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